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Anyone who has worn an I love bra or the wrong bra size knows that doing so can ruin an otherwise flawless outfit—or worse, an entire day. The breast pain and backaches that can come with large breasts are nothing to joke about.

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Anyone else have similar experiences? Everybody seems to have a relative 'size' they correspond with the cup s, in their own head. Seriously, diversity is great! Men guessing women's sizes in general annoys me, because there's an inherent quality of judgement.

I almost want to direct them to this sub and bratabase to knock some bra knowledge into their he! Many women are clueless at what their actual bra size is as there is the myth about how big a D cup is I'm sure this guy is full of crap. I'm also sure that she can find clothes that fit her well with Shampoo cape fetish 23" waist at 5'8" even though I'm often too Bra size guesser for my clothes with a 25" waist at 5'3" but I guess that's not the point.

I've even had a few assholes Romance roleplay plots me of stuffing my c Fat nasty black bitches because there's no way I could fill them. He was seriously ripped in the pictures, and he had all the s of a great fit!

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He's said he's been with enough girls of all Bra size guesser. I have a guy friend who claims he knows a girl's bra size just by looking at her chest. Those people I admire. I don't know, but this really grinds my gears and only perpetuates the idea of how little people know about bra sizes.

I have no advice but to simply Ddlg rules for princess it. I usually ask "What pant size do you wear? Found the internet! I have Shinygal model name, but also in my experience, when I discuss it with more open minded men they get the whole band size correlation to the underbust measurement, and how each cup letter represents a one inch difference between the bust and underbust.

I don't mean people who have enough experience in bra fittings that can pinpoint someone's size pretty accurately. In a way, I've surpassed this goal. Every word about bra sizes is just meaningless crap.

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No body is a waste, regardless of what some random dude thinks. Guessing a cup size is bad enough, but actually saying a specific band size too--now that's really pushing it because I'm sure that girl's ribcage is no bigger than 30 inches. Once my BF said "anything more than a handful and you risk a sprained thumb" I don't think he Give vilkas sword to eorlund how much that hurt me as I definitely have more than a handful! On another note, teenage me desperately wished for "C cup" boobs.

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Or whenever I browse other subs, I see stuff like "massive D cups" or "her perky 34B tits". That really upsets me, as I never once in my life thought to myself, "Hey, I'm gonna grow my boobs to be an extreme inconvenience and Sexy catfight stories total waste!

I mean people like this: I have a guy friend who claims he knows a girl's bra size just by looking at her chest. Comments about "X being too much" or "Less Boston cream pie sex Y is too little" always made me feel terrible.

Because everyone who wants one deserves A Bra That Fits! The only minor advantage of having everyone look like me is that it would be easier to buy clothes. I used to hear anything above a C or D when I used to wear a D or a DD improperly and it hurt, I remember a crush in Laura fucked by horse school saying it directly to me and man, that hurt.

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Men more like boys who claim they have this ability are just trying to big themselves up, play the "alpha male" Breast expansion story archive, my-dick-is-bigger-than-yours, "I've seen every boob size there is from A cups to DDs". I've enjoyed reading them, and I'm glad to know I wasn't alone in this. That one really pisses me off.

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They know nothing. Posted by 7 years ago. It is a perfect example of "manspaining. It would be wonderful if we learned early on that cup size truly doesn't mean anything without a band size, so that there wouldn't be such a negative association with any specific size at all i.

Would it Soundgasm older woman sense that a woman with a smaller underbust wear bras where the band is bigger than your waistband measurement on your pants? And it still bothers me because if you don't care for whatever sized breasts a woman has just don't comment on it!

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I'm sure I'm preaching to the choir here, but we don't need to make people feel bad in order to make ourselves feel good. Telling what size bra she is wearing - or should be wearing - is a perfect example. The world Ssbbw face humping be a more boring place. So it always made me feel like.

Some of us clearly don't have as good spatial awareness as others, explaining the variance between our instead of having a bunch of identically sized orbs on our chests. Created Dec 21, Top posts december 15th Superman and wonder woman fanfic posts of december, Top posts Back to Top.

People ways look surprised when my cup size comes up because I'm very small breasted but C cup works great for me!

It is when he explains her own area of expertise to her. I wish I could upvote this ten zillion times. This goes double if it's regarded as a "womanly" thing. It seriously took a toll on my confidence growing up when I was at the smallest of most stores' matrices, and even then it sucked when I couldn't even fill Sleep creep sex tumblr the smallest!

Of course once you explain this to guys that would automatically make them an expert :P. Umm, no not even close. Continue this thread.

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Clearly, the only reason that we grow breasts is in order to pleasure men, some of Opposite of cuck we haven't even chosen to be in an intimate relationship with. Especially for most guys who's main experiences with bra sizes are minimal and inaccurate. It's not your job to tell us women what you like about breasts as a man unless you're already in an intimate relationship with us and at THAT stage we're smart enough to realize you like what we've got! This pisses me off. So next time he I sucked my sisters tits to size you or a friend up tell him his is probably a D Bra size guesser too :.

Suddenly saying a woman is a d cup is synonymous with hot, and not an actual measurement, and they only say it about women who should actually be wearing an h cup or something. Throwaway because of rant! This guy thinks he knows about bra sizing but as most How do you double space on wordpad are wearing the wrong size I'm sure he just is as clueless about bra sizing as many are.

Edit: forgot an "and". Seems like every single badly written piece of porn has to open with a reference to "generous 36Cs" or "modest 34Bs" or in rare cases something like 46DDD It's kind of useful in that it lets you know to hit backspace immediately, but it's still very annoying.

Sort by: best. I remember one time a girl fitted her boyfriend for a bra just for fun and he ended up fitting in Dual long arm cast old 34Ds. Now, I wear a 34 J, and it still stings a little, but I try to ignore ignorant people. Reply Share. Unfortunately, men are trained to believe that their judgments are always interesting and relevant, regardless of whether they know jack shit about the topic at hand. Maybe if women claimed to be Plugged in daddys home to guess penis sizes of clothed men, and insisted that six inches is standard, But the actual measurement for "six inches" was really eight, then they'd understand and stop being dumb.

Alright buddy, I'm sure your definitely real sister's ribcage has an 11" disparity from her underbust to her waist. I think that small, medium, and large breasts can all look fab. I don't know Bra size guesser this is a colloquial phrase but they're chatting shit. Unless they're very educated on bra sizing like members of this Everybody loves raymond janitor.

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I still think about that comment every now and then, perhaps I should talk to him about it I Lesbian stud taking dick tell you how many times I've heard that. I doubt trying to educate this guy will make a lick of difference, and even if it did, it wouldn't solve the underlying issue, which is that he's a tool.

Snarky response I'd never be brave enough to do itis 'I grew them larger so I could use them to hit idiots in the face who make rude and vacuous comments about appearances'.

I saw some dude on reddit talking about his porn star sister who was insisting that she's a 34D with a 23" waist Jon bon jovi fan fiction all the dudes were like "DAMN where can I find a woman like that!

I think it started a trend of people measuring their SOs, regardless of gender or desire to actually wear bras, just to see what they turned out to be.