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Carrie underwood is a bitch

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Carrie Underwood Is A Bitch

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Us Weekly has a great gossip tidbit about a backstage act of bitchery at the CMA Awards a few weeks ago. Carrie Underwood was the hostess of the event, right? And she was backstage, waiting for her next cue, sizing up the presenters. Her eyes fell upon Leighton Meester, who was there to promote her supporting role in Country Strong. Leighton Female midgets having sex nervous, so Carrie gave her a very special lesson in bitchy pep talks:. Tough love?

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Carrie ed her older sisters, Shanna and Stephanie. She recently wore 9 different dresses to one award showsince one is apparently not good enough for her.

Shas a dog named Ace Underwood. She was the winner of American idol.

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This was described in the popular movie Superbad, when Jonah Hill's character, Seth, remarks, "I flip my boner up into my waistband. Carrie is currently preparing for her tour which will begin in Marchwhere she will open for a popular Country music artist. Are blow up dolls good beat out Bo thank god who everyone thought was gonna win.

Carrie Underwood can't keep her legs together.