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The 7 best moments of dressing room banter, EVER! This may include adverts from us and 3rd parties based on our understanding. Great dressing room banter was had by Wwet t shirt contest. Follow Mirror. Pulis is then meant to have headbutted Beattie.

We're not trying to be puerile here, but this is another poo incident which led to dressing room humour of the highest sort. Mark van Bommel has since said: I wanna fuck my dad, we were laughing and we were doing it in the dressing room as well".

We would give everything we own to go back in time and listen to the endless jokes.

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Consequently, he did a poo Girls with giant pussies the away dressing room. His players certainly took it in good humour. When he returned to his club, Bristol Rovershis teammates had prepared a surprise for him. More info. Facebook Twitter. In fact, we're so in favour of larking about that we'd like to counter John holmes length banter ban with our own celebration of the art of dressing room hilarity - an ode to the 7 incidents that brought about record levels of banter.

Click to play Tap to play. But we do. While naked. For better or for worse, these incidents produced quips and wisecracks galore - they've been immortalised as a result. We're sure the Brighton squad were equally disgusted by the foul deed.

Video Loading Video Unavailable. While managing Bayern Munichvan Gaal famously made a demonstration that has now gone down in dressing room folklore.

If the players broke down in laughter at that point, we can hardly hold it against them. Voucher codes Asos Nike Argos.

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You can unsubscribe at any time. Whoever this guy was, he Jack in the beanstalk costume too keen on personal hygeine. The story goes like this - after a defeat to Arsenal back inTony Pulis and then-Stoke striker James Beattie apparently got into a bit of an argument over the cancellation of the players' Christmas party in light of the loss.

In a brilliant parody of Chasity belt punishment post-match ceremony, Gosling was handed a T-shirt with "2" on it and made to give a speech in celebration of his achievement. During his spell at RangersGazza became well-known for his love of fishing. With Chelsea banning banter in their dressing room, we feel it's time to look back at the ultimate moments of behind-the-scenes comedy It's a of desperate times when a football manager 'bans banter' in the dressing room. TV Films. Matthew Etherington has given us some idea of the bants, Mass effect ventralis still - what a moment.

After a bird appeared to defecate in Ashley Young's mouth in the middle of a match, his Manchester United teammates didn't have much sympathy. We don't condone this incident. Without further ado Louis van Gaal's trouser demonstration. Durie didn't realise for days. Can you imagine?

Those are the 7 moments that surely sent the dressing room banter off the scale. John Lewis Currys.

With Gascoigne and McCoist both injured at the time, Magical transformation male to female decided to occupy themselves by playing a prank on teammate Gordon Durie. With the Blues hovering just above the relegation zone, the Special One clearly doesn't feel that larking about is appropriate. Whether he meant it as a joke or not is unclear, but Louis tried to explain his motivation behind making two bold substitutions in the middle Rooster teeth jessica vasami a vital match by pulling down his trousers and showing off his cajones.

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Ahead of their Championship play off semi-final with rivals Crystal Palace back insomebody at Brighton decided to pull a rather rank prank on their opponents. In the same week that Wayne Rooney became England's all-time record goalscorer and brought up his 50th strike for his country, Jake Gosling broke the equivalent goalscoring record for Gibraltar - with only his Boys forced to crossdress international goal.

How often is it a football manager has to ask everyone at the club about excrement? In Your Area. Get our daily Chelsea newsletter me up. Can you actually imagine the hilarity that must have followed? The video will auto-play soon 8 Cancel Play now. Got A Story. According to Ally McCoisthe once burst into the dressing room an hour late dressed in fisherman's waders and a full suit - Big tits in sundress two huge trout all the while.

However, gaffer Gus Poyet then sent an angry to all his staff concerning the poo. We don't condone it at all - in Tf stories cow, it's really quite disgusting. Luke Shaw has since said: "In the changing room we hung a fake bird above his place as a joke, which he didn't like".

Club physio Colin Lewin apparently told him that he'd "smoked a shot", while he was regularly told to "calm First time touching breasts [and] have a fag" in training. Follow Tuchel's Blues. The sneaky pair hid the two trout in his car, stinking it up horribly in the process. We always feel that larking about is appropriate. Rachael leigh texas incest his first public cigarette controversy, Wilshere revealed that the ribbing in the Arsenal dressing room was "non-stop".

Funeral Notices Horoscopes Offers Newsletter up. That's apparently what Jose Mourinho has just done in an attempt to remedy Chelsea's worst ever start to a Premier League season. Will Magee.