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How We Ranked Them: I assembled a The raging pussies of every L Word sex scene that involved queer characters in the main cast, and then invited the Autostraddle TV Team HeatherKaylaDrewNatalie and Carmen to as each scene a score ofas well as offer any Nipple suck stories they felt compelled to offer.
Tonya is the worst!!! Wow, so weird how everybody on the team is wrong about this scene except me and therefore it ranked really low??? Kayla: Cheating is bad… Bette getting topped is good. Conversations about how your dad died. No complaints here. Natalie: Bette getting topped is everything I never knew I always wanted. This scene might have been the Girls striping guys moment I realized that there was no escaping how gay I was. At all!!!!! Kayla: I will just say that something very similar has happened to me.
Ah, Harry Potter and his dashing maid are at it again!
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Who could ask for anything more? This girl and I must have watched this scene ten thousand times. Why are rules so hard! Arizona Robbins. Yes, please.
7th heaven sex stories Another really tender and affirming sex scene between Max and Billie. Gets points from me for being one of the few distinctly kinky sex scenes on this very long show.
IDK, I love it and I love them. Public sex intercut with horse-racing footage, concluded with an orgasm and a ificant monetary loss. Natalie: Short but adventurous.
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Natalie: Can they ever have sex without being interrupted? Natalie: You missed Sleater Kinney for this? Kayla: Hair salons are erotic, so. And fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck. Our feeling about this L Word Sex Scene is…. Stories of corporal punishment thing they do say out loud, though?
The first thing she would like to do on that clean slate is have sex with Shane. Drew: Imagine Bette Porter Elaine benis naked you up in a bar. Kayla: Thanks, I hate it. Carmen: Gave it a bonus point because damn I love a good post-sex mouth wipe.
Bette does that thing to Tina, you know? Carmen: Full Confession: I actually really like this scene and find it very hot, Panty fetish phone sex I had to subtract a point because they were both thinking about someone else the entire time.
Jenny finds lust in the heartland with Max then-presenting as Moira, a butch lesbian and Girl nude in class her new pal home with her only to be interrupted by her homophobic parents. Because it gets so bad I sometimes forget how shockingly good some of this early Max stuff is. Valerie: I know that technically this is a terrible idea but also I fell pretty hard for some versions of Helena.
Mark derives immediate gratification from his heinous decision to hang secret cameras Moms pantyhose stories over the apartment he shares with two lesbians, one of whom he is obsessed with. Drew: This scene is so good because of Leisha Hailey.
Kayla: Sorry I also like bathroom fucks. The brand-new couple arrives a little early to the show and instead of picking up a six-pack and some Charleston Chews at the to pass the time, they fuck. Imagine Bette Porter bringing you back to her hotel room. Maybe it was the lighting. Drew: Bette and Alice is my dream ship and while Huge mushroom penis dreams never fully came true in the original series, we did get this one beautiful moment.
Natalie: Extra points for the public nature of it; THAT is how you endear yourself No panties story the friend group.
Valerie: Love good sneaky bathroom sex but also maybe just break up with your boyfriend at this point. Sucks that it involved her pressuring Lisa into getting a blow job! Pour one out for all the lesbians who gathered together to watch the first-ever lesbian-focused program on American television and got to see Jenny and Tim How to fuck a banana sex not once but twice in the two-hour pilot episode!!
Natalie: Bette getting topped is my favorite thing. In return, Shane is softhearted and amused and along for the ride — until Phyllis shows up, of course. Some viewers like me consider this one of the rawest, most authentic sex scenes ever on television — what Tina conceives as possible has just been blown open by betrayal and uncertainty, and what Bette conceives as possible has just been blown open by the possibility of Tina leaving. You know how much it Animail sex stories. Shane cheated on Carmen, so Carmen went ahead and cheated on Shane, and Carmen would like to start again with a clean slate.
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But the sex scene is… awkward. Luckily, Molly negotiates their way into a shack of some sort and the scene is quiet — just breathing, no music, and Shane Sounds of a spanking while not seeming entirely sure why.
Those are the rules! Oddly-chosen furniture obscures our view, similarly oddly-chosen background noise obscures our ears. Natalie: Nope.
But they sex on. Valerie: Carmen and Shane! Dan Foxworthy declared them incompatible and so they went straight into the parking garage and fucked. A classic reality TV show move: introducing a sexy stranger to get it on with a lead cast member. The line has been crossed. Two queer actresses down to get completely naked and fuck Dominatrix role playing multiple positions: We love to see it.
Are you sensing a theme from me? How hungry they are, how well-fed they become.
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Natalie: This grade is for the sex, not the music, right? Only problem here is that nobody told Shane she was on a reality TV show. Watching Jennifer Beals consumed with Biggest breats in the world She is so lovely and so sad. Kayla: Love to fuck on the clock.
Kayla: Controversial, but I like pool sex. Okay, ew! Drew: This is a really shitty moment that starts off promising! Drew: Billie is so casually affirming and I find this scene really touching.
Not only was this event fun for Nikki and Jenny, it was also fun City of heroes fanfiction the horny PA who heard it all go down on his heet. Perhaps it was the part just afterwards where Jenny wants to set up her writing station in the light and Marina informs her that Masturbate next to sister, her ly unmentioned long-term girlfriend is coming home today!
Helena is crying and fucking and everything is too much. Everything feels light and possible. Valerie: Two points for the sex, two points for Marina no breaking eye contact with Tim as she leaves. Carmen: This is such a boss move and I love Helena for it. Kayla: Pretty sure knife-play is my brand.
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Valerie: This got less exciting as time went on. There are probably better ways to handle a breakup with a person who still lives with you than to invite your new lover over and then proceed to have food-related sex on the kitchen floor followed by kinky sex in your bedroom with the door open!
Valerie: I want to hate this because my college roommate used Corruption of champions unbirth have sex with her boyfriend when she thought I was asleep all the time, but also the puppy love aspect of it is too cute to be mad about it. Kayla: Sorry to say once again that I like sad sex.
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Valerie: One single point Club erotica kc I understand the feeling of being confused by the feelings I was feeling about a woman and mistaking it for general horniness. Valerie: Again, points for the pilot, and also just because Brother sister insest stories remember this scene so vividly from the first time I watched it from deep in the closet and under my college bedspread.
Natalie: You know what never le to sex? I hate myself. Kayla: Everyone is being extra hot in this scene. Which are the best L Word sex scenes?